(via greetings)

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

(Source: suckmydick-grayson, via retiredjesus)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via done)

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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(via sniffing)

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

(via ruinedchildhood)

sniffing:

my school has this day where seniors get to dress up freshmen & a group did the proud family omfg

(via stability)

automatically:

going to a buffet like

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(via sniffing)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

witchyredhead:

shakespearee:

#logan plz

Death, carnage, mayhem and destruction all around him….

…and Wolverine/Logan is trying to light a cigar off the burning wreckage.

THESE ARE HIS PRIORITIES

(via anycsifan)

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

(via allteensrelate)